Thriving ingrates show a free society’s greatest strength. Its greatest critics profit off proclaiming how mean it is to have to be useful. Take how lucky that last president is to get rich by bitching about the poor.
Television producer and erstwhile part-time president Barack Obama did his part to make as many people broke as possible for job security. He’s lucky he didn’t have to earn while he was in office, as he would’ve starved if he lived in the meddling nation he attempted to establish. Once again, his ineptness works to his benefit.
Good fortune has glued itself to a bad president. It’s been that way his whole life, so why stop now? A few years of retirement haven’t stop him from bitching about how unfair this cruel country. I agree in the sense that he’s gotten more than he deserves.
What got ruined worse? Those still mopping up debate. A guy who bitched about everything he inherited sure left a minefield in his wake. It’s generous to provide bad examples from which to learn.
It turns out the honor system doesn’t keep villains from spinning their nefarious centrifuges. The Iran deal trusted our worst enemy with American taxpayer cash, which to be fair is only like the seventh-worst mandatory waste of cash he managed.
Of course, he was tougher on those closest. The embodiment of oblivious cushiness always knew what’s best for us, which I wish he also believed about the mullahs. Worst of all, Obama enabled Donald Trump to appear heroic just by reversing course.
We could only wish that the Democrat who gave us the mouthy bottled water pitchman loathed the Legion of Doom as much as he does his fellow citizens. I don’t mean of the globe, either: he technically has an American passport.
Obamacare is like tweeting: it exists yet it doesn’t. The quack didn’t get the single-payer after which he lusted, which is one of those unanswered prayers for which he’ll never be grateful.
It’s hard to reverse his health interdictions on account of bitching from journalistic sycophants that people buying their own insurance means sick babies die. Oh, and the ostensibly Republican president has praised federal insurance when he’s managed to be coherent. At least Obama can feel bad about who agrees.
I miss having a cool president who copied homework between classes. The incumbent doesn’t write anything down in favor of improvising his oral essay. You can judge the effectiveness yourself. Regardless, putting in the work seems so antiquated by example. Life would’ve been a lot easier for Obama if his ideas weren’t as atrocious as buying BlackBerry stock this week.
Operating like a dictator is easier than convincing people. The latter was supposedly his strength, but he really just wanted to be bossy. The gift of perspective still eludes him, which at least kept him from getting all he wanted. Naturally, Obama ended up being a rather limp tyrant.
Thanks to the last guy, Trump is playing by the rules. It’s easy thanks to Obama’s dedication to exploiting executive orders. Just match him signature for signature. Our present president adores autographing anything with his beautiful name, so canceling out the last guy leads to an easy life.
As always, Obama is actually lucking out by not getting the deepest desires of his heart. Reversal is his legacy, which is an inadvertent blessing for him along with the rest of the world. The pain of pinko indulgences was minimized by his inability to get bills passed or do anything but mope, and yet he should be the opposite of frustrated.
Taunt to cope. Never let the all-time charlatan’s fans forget what suckers they were for a politician, of all people. At least don’t fall for a creepy cult leader who did everything he could to diminish a nation he thought sucked until it made its citizens buy crummy insurance.
The lickspittles really thought they were getting an inspirational leader, which is like hoping for a calm online discussion about whose hometown offers the finest barbeque. Obama was perfect for people who don’t pay attention, as they presumed his shtick was all it took to make Heaven redundant. The same people think socialism means coming together to help.
Obama would hate himself were he someone else. He’s got quite the stockpile of impossible wealth, especially for someone who never technically earned it. Check his record of vainly pulling the proper levers in the Presidential Control Room.
Netflix is the perfect place for Obama to get his first job, as broadcasts are as ethereal as his significance. The emptiest president possible copes with vacancies in his presidential library. It’s like many office buildings during his presidency. Struggling to fill the space is the most fitting tribute for Obama. As an empty suit was full of it.