Benghazi

Shock As Hammer to Head Causes Pain

Posted on by Anthony Bialy

Mock the guy bracing his head against the seat back he’s facing if you wish.  But it’s probably wiser to copy his example, especially if the craft is rattling.  Those shaking their heads at attempts to recreate the global harmony and prosperity found between the last two world wars await failure not with glee but because we sadly know what’s coming.

The simple act of noticing patterns is blasted as negativity by people living for the moment because they forgot what happened yesterday. We can only hope they retain the memory of why the glass isn’t chewy like ice.  Enter your passcode now with the expectation of having to call paramedics.

Voting counts as a job, or at least it should to shut up those conservative whiners who dare notice millions of despondent Americans are out of work.  It pays well per hour.  A few political observers somehow remain shocked that those assured life is a game rigged against them will keep voting themselves pittances.  But many presented with the option are fine with just barely getting by if it means not working. The option proves consumers pay attention to costs and benefits.  There are healthier ways of confirming markets work, usually involving a chance to earn.  Ugh, jobs suck.  Still, they beat croaking on Medicaid.

Presenting the option to bathe in resentment creates the poverty from which poor souls can allegedly never emerge.  Why do you think the left is so nasty to Ben Carson?  They don’t want anyone having crazy ideas about learning to save lives while rising out of poverty.  The excessively stable are more frightened by what happens when those coerced into funding realize they’re not tied to an area code. The successful people they despise better not stop producing, as that’d mean no funding for the ditch-digging and re-filling that will create wealth.  Those paying for all this nothing wouldn’t be that vindictive, right?

For putting people over profits, the new health plan is sure hurting both.  Obamacare is only going to get worse because some humans pay attention to what already happened, namely the nasty things that follow being forced to participate.  We brace for devastation not because it harms Obama but because Obama caused harm.  None of that matters to people getting rich complaining about getting rich.  Compassion junkies find nothing more diabolical than exploiters who outrageously demand to be compensated for service, especially when those people endure years of training so they may save your life.  Very smart economists have removed the profit motive, which has been again shown to be the one thing that drives up prices.

Don’t be shocked by the security failures that follow if Satan grants a favor and permits the election to fall to someone who’s at best a putz at it.  Lying about disregarding someone who asked for help is now portrayed as presidential by people who still cringe about Nixon. Those dismissing what Hillary Clinton did and didn’t do regarding Benghazi seem awfully uncurious about the result of leaving four men to defend what’s left of a place some random folks toppled.  We really should find the culprits, as I suspect the mysterious hoodlums are the same ones who keep kicking in our economy.

I only speak for myself, but I’d prefer a president who gives a rat’s ass about not leaving diplomats dangling after destabilizing a country.  Defeating a calculating woman who left an ambassador to face terroristsis the hopeful result, not the initial goal. Ensuring such a horrid excuse for a leader is never near power again isn’t personal no matter how much we dislike this particular nasty human: we’ve just seen what she does and doesn’t do when granted unearned power.  Elect a Republican in her place not for the sake of partisan gloating but so we don’t get an executive who yawned through a September 11 terror attack.  Now, listen to more about how government is here to help.

It’s not pessimistic to notice everything blows and is about to suck worse. Foes presently strangling the economy for its benefit think moaning is out of electoral estimation because they presume everyone thinks like they do. Not all people are out to retain political power at all costs, which is a revelation to the party that thinks political power fixes everything. That’s why they headed straight to compete for public office instead of doing anything useful.

Those tired of predictable failures just want to elect someone to reverse the rot. Some even note it’s possible to have complimentary goals, like how a person can get rich while helping others. Um, that’s what hiring someone is. Of course, those shocked that businessmen allowed to fatten their wallets may open them aren’t free market fans, either. If things aren’t going well, at least we have a plan to fix them.  Simply avoid repeating whatever’s being done now in this repetitively calamitous era. Life doesn’t always have to be this tricky.

A Conspiracy to Create Them

Posted on by Anthony Bialy

The best way to maintain a rather tenuous grasp on power is to be proficient, and that’ll happen for Barack Obama as soon as he admits to being wrong about something.  Hold your breath to lower your carbon footprint.  It’s far easier for someone unaccomplished yet arrogant to brush off opposition. His stupidly evil critics claim they’re experiencing pain just because their nervous system tells them it’s true.  Toss another hot anvil at them to cure that delusion.

Maybe you’re nuts.  No, don’t believe the hurtfulness.  Portraying sober opponents of overreach as crackpots is far easier than performing well. Meanwhile, this White House has promoted and/or achieved such radically psychotic goals that simply describing them makes critics sound like foil hat wearers.  Avoid patronizing any reactionary haberdasher who tries to sell you one without protective shiny layers both on top and underneath fabric, as that false economy isn’t worth it.

This is so unfair.  You keep blaming everything wrong on him just because he’s responsible.  The one thing you’re supposed to learn from this presidency is that individuals are not to be held accountable.   A sarcastic “Thanks Obama” is common enough that it’s long been used as a joke in response to any attempt that explodes in flames.  But it entered the parlance for a reason.  What if he actually was lousy? His lack of ability at anything more difficult than shaving would explain everything, although he adamantly maintains Keyser Söze is still on the loose.

The petulant zealotry began over half a century ago.  We don’t have to wade into Kenyan Muslim territory to establish this is a president with one weirdo background featuring several obviously influential radicals. The biggest thing to glean from this isolated mountebank’s oddball upbringing is that he thinks everyone is as easily duped by radical claptrap as he is. It’s hard to for someone so weird to feel empathy with what are allegedly fellow humans.

The scheme creator’s semi-commie impulses are manifested by decisions his foes couldn’t satirize.  Releasing terrorists after a massive attack is the sort of maniacal theory you’d think would be pushed on World Net Daily.  Likewise, demanding we accept migrants in the moments after France’s openness to refugees helped result in blood staining much of Paris is a bafflingly self-righteous move that would be suggested in a chain email your parents forward to you.  Instead, they actually occurred, at least if you believe the lamestream media.  There’s no fear-mongering involved in practicing ducking.

It’s not as clever as it looks for him to turn his lies about refusing to help an endangered ambassador in a country he ruined into an attack on those who notice.  Warping Benghazi into a punchline is a cute move by those who don’t know the murdered ambassador’s name.  The president really did b.s. about leaving that poor bastard to fend for himself after destabilizing a country. Obama counts on doing such preposterous things that explaining them makes one sound like a lunatic.  The key to a successful acting role is commitment.

Big Brother is bothering you.  It’s a shame how 1984 comparisons are overused and always seem melodramatic, as so many seem apt.  Orwellian is presently an understatement.  Constant semi-legal needling is how this clumsily aggressive White House keeps those noticing patterns from getting comfortable.  I wish the boss would stop validating conspiracies.  Emptying Gitmo after terrorists attacked our French friends is something that sounds like Snopes should debunk it.  But even they’d have to conclude it’s true, even if it would take 10 paragraphs.

The bully president only attacks those too polite to fight back, which is why he goes after those who dare like it here.  The difference between ‘Merica fans and those who mock awesome trucks with eagle decals is that we are capable of laughing at ourselves.  Meanwhile, snotty liberals who think they’re above embracing something without irony have the laughable policies.  Giggle at them with a dismissive wave as we fix this.

Cults fall apart without alluring leadership.  While there’s much work to do, it’ll be far easier to mobilize voters against these horrendous policies without a charismatic charlatan to push them. Those who fell under this seducer’s spell can spend the rest of their days coping with the shame of backing someone who armed Mexican gangs to push gun control.  Yes, that really happened.

The professional sadist thinks we’re gloating about suffering.  We’re just noting how we pointed out his horrendous ideas would cause tremendous pain. Nobody wants people losing insurance or ISIS drawing blood at will.  But we do know when it’s going to happen, namely after promising everyone gets it and kindness is the best defense, respectively.

Oblivious dolts who don’t accept how their policies cause the very pain in question need to be exposed.  It’s hard to believe just how radical a two-term president could be.  Yes, he does want to confiscate your money, guns, and borders.  At least you’re not crazy.

Anthony Bialy is a writer and “Red Eye” conservative in New York City. Follow him at http://twitter.com/AnthonyBialy. Download a free ebook of his 2014 columns at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/505996.