Everyone cheers for the underdog. Who doesn’t loves an unexpected victory from a BCS school over a powerhouse? Amateur viewers figure the team bookies give points must be downtrodden.
But football doesn’t always reflect the rest of life even aside from how most humans can determine what a catch is. Take how a war team some cheer on wouldn’t quite inspire with an unexpected win. Sometimes, the plucky long shot faces such a vast spread because it spends its hours practicing mass homicide instead of how to leave the Stone Age. Terror movements don’t enjoy the simplest amenities. The Miracle on Ice has been replaced by treating ice as a miracle.
Hamas is the latest adopted pet for leftists far removed from the butchering. There’s no chance their personal blood will stain sidewalks, which makes backing human annihilators easy. Making atrocious idiots siding with villains intellectually uncomfortable is the closest they’ve ever come to facing consequences.
Iran’s unit for making the respectable world as miserable as their primitive theocracy is nothing but an imitation of a ’70s-style people’s army. You’ll never guess who’s joined the booster club. Cheering against America comes naturally for citizens who love everything about it but all the stuff.
The horrid fad epitomized by fondness for the Viet Cong has reemerged in an alternate form rampaging through the area’s only nice neighborhood. Jane Fonda desperately wants to launch a Hamas rocket.
Worshiping Che embodies awfulness perceived as cute by commies who never had to suffer under it. A goon who lost every fair fight he ever waged was as clumsy a mass murderer as Hamas. And he hated gay people about as much. Trying to tear down the successful in a more literal way than taxing them to oblivion won’t stop rich leftists from finding their saint stirring.
Columbia University serving as a hive of Jew hatred even by disgraceful Ivy League standards is a particularly appalling throwback from the more august parts of Manhattan. Tom Wolfe’s spirit strolls through the borough’s fancier enclaves as radical chic flourishes despite his dismantling of it. The dedication to wretched causes by those in the cushiest positions is reminiscent of the most stylish grossly embracing Black Panther cop-murderers. Supporters of the wrong directional Germany never grasp that history is nothing more than noticing patterns. It’s also why they get biology wrong.
A fondness for any of the ‘70s terror gangs is making the worst sort of retro throwback comeback. Hamas is badder than Baader-Meinhof not just in bloodlust but because of precedent. Anyone who’s paid attention knows just how diabolical the destructors are, which counts out their cult. Pursuing ghastly leftist nonsense in the most horribly homicidal manner possible is how wealthy hypocrites apologize for unearned wealth.
Consistency is not to be praised for the dreadful. Make no mistake that Hamas enthusiasts were 100 percent the same ones claiming America deserved it as rubble smoldered on September 11. The only thing more disgusting than siding with those opposed to life itself is who their terror pals attacked. Massacred Israelis are as disrespected by apologists for monstrosities as World Trade Center office workers. Standing against everything decent is unfortunately timeless.
Embracing criminals only happens figuratively, as connoisseurs of leftist insurgent violence would never appear anywhere rendered unsafe by their beliefs. You’d think they might want selfies with their beloved team’s favorite players.
It’s so romantic to think revolutionary struggles are adorable in nobility aside from the corpse piles. Rallying for the allegedly disenfranchised should begin by determining whether they’re oblivious to how many innocents minding their own business have been slaughtered by their potential heroes.
Aside from not being able identify who actually struggles, their moral compass points accurately. It takes a few moments of observation to determine who’s really oppressed, namely Israel. Sick cheerleaders for subversion think the actual religion of peace with a sliver of global population on a sliver of land surrounded by medieval barbarian fanatics who want to obliterate it for the crime of existing are the ones with power.
Cheering for terrorism from afar surely pairs a lack of empathy with selfish delusion. It’s not like someone’s going to fly into any concert they attend and remove their heads from the rest of their bodies. That’s unless terrorists could walk right over an open American border or there’s some way of attacking via flying.
Rich liberals are insulated from the worst of their pet domestic policies, as well, which makes the way they inflict the opposite of helping even more aggravating. Proles they profess to help end up suffering from inflation and inflated minimum wage. And wealthy virtue signalers can afford tuition despite government making it unobtainable for many as part of its drive to make it obtainable.
Admiring the Third World while enjoying the benefits of the First is one way to cope with guilt. Trappings are wholly unearned, of course. Mooching is their way of life. It’s no wonder they sympathize with people’s republics no matter the style. The society is so prosperous that even the uselessly ungrateful can enjoy opulent living. Even Joe Biden can’t tear down affluence despite destruction being his sole skill.
Chaos enablers will be glad to learn their debate foe. Seeing life as nothing more than a matter of who has power is also how Donald Trump approaches life. The self-professed strongman reflexively cheers for whichever side he thinks has the most, which is on the same terms as vacuum-dwellers who cheer for whichever side they think has the least. Plant a thought they deserve.
There’s a rather simple test for who is good. Check to see if your side behead babies for the crime of being Jewish. If so, you may want to shred your membership card. Progressives cheered because they thought Planned Parenthood’s Gaza branch pioneered concierge service.
Maintaining ignorance offers common ground between terrorists and their aloof proponents. Israel’s attackers seem afflicted only because they choose to attempt demolishing those who spent their time building buildings. The group fashioning rockets out of pipes literally tears apart civilization to attack one. Lack of clout stems from their adherence to heinous crudeness.
The best way to make fewer humans appear persecuted is to stop implementing Democratic policy goals. Class warfare is nothing more than aggressive jealousy. Israel’s fiendish foes are powerless because they refuse to live in a republic with members of a religion blamed by losers for every ill for as long as it’s existed. Depressed Blue States are the equivalent of a two-state solution. Choosing to live in multiple types of poverty leads to support from those who condemn being rich while giving up no riches. Life gets worse for the worst allies.
Anthony Bialy 