Inherited Away
It’s hard to notice how awesome things are. Wait for life to suck if you’d like to miss what we had while ruing. A natural advantage is so unnoticeable that people enjoying it forget to express gratitude. Sweat from your grandparents only becomes apparent once the results evaporate, which is one of those twists that only Venezuelans truly grasp. Something handed to you is the easiest thing to fritter. Why appreciate what’s unearned? Trust those of us born devastatingly handsome that it takes constant effort to remember why things aren’t always easy.
Nothing is easier to squander than a cushy life that was already there. Take states that used to be respectable. New York and California are dueling to see who can frighten away more sensible residents. They’re now only an empire and golden ironically. Two progressive utopias are curiously eager to show why being granted incredible weather or concentrated industries doesn’t mean indefinite bliss. How you can have a place with eternal sunshine or Katz’s Deli and still manage to scare away companies and electoral votes, respectively? All it takes is enough redistribution to make everyone broke. States without the death penalty sure do love murderous taxes.
You owe us for what you did. One unfortunate response to tremendous wealth is to levy the stuffing out of it. Those who call keeping what you earn selfish are shocked when less is thus created. You mean people earned that money? And they stop doing so once getting ahead is treated as something to be punished?
By contrast, countries without something to sell underfoot are forced into cleverness. Israel has no oil in a particularly cruel trick of fate for God’s chosen people. But not having fuel to peddle means innovation becomes the default setting. A lack of easy money is one of those disguised blessings we don’t notice because it involves being forced to work. Dang: I think this a life lesson about building character.
Those who think rich countries lucked out by having things to sell should develop some interesting skill to sell. Oil doesn’t take effort to create unlike fun things you find on Etsy. Enabling citizens to use ingenuity out of necessity may not be a goal, but it works for the best when college acceptance letters roll out. Dubai can have its impossibly tacky malls funded by dumb fortunes pumped from the ground. Barren nations had to work on developing personality. Being surrounded by shallow cool kids who got BMWs for 16th birthdays motivates you to not be a pompous twit.
Heirs who think an inheritance is a given are always pleasant, right? When money’s only found in a pile that dwindles, you end up thinking life arbitrarily hands out rewards if you even contemplate them at all. Fish don’t notice water. Having to grab all you can of a finite amount exactly how liberals view finances, as it never occurs to them that creating more would be much more fulfilling than elbowing their way to confiscated cash.
Enjoy life in a country which makes fortune creation such a possibility that those who follow don’t appreciate. Americans were born with every benefit, which many use as an occasion to gripe. Those most eager to float turn to freaking socialism to ruin what they’re enjoying without noticing. Things are so good that people don’t even notice they’re working. There will be no thanks offered to our Founding Fathers.
Progress creates enough idle time to enable complaining. Those who should find this most amusing are the most humorless. It’s not easy to invent reasons why our nation is so crummily unjust while working in a factory 60 hours per week. Instead of marveling with delight at a combination of free markets in action and machines performing, slackers get ticked because they have countless hours to nurse the pettiest of gripes. Yes, I agree Aquaman wasn’t diverse enough.
How dare you find life pleasant! Our unenlightened fellow citizens think it’s nice not having to scrape for every opportunity. Those smirking ingrates who never think to be thankful really have it all figured out. The Hilton family incinerating the aftermath of ingenuity almost makes you want to be born poor. There’s a lesson about why having everything guaranteed leads to everyone growing up resentful. Of course, those who most need to learn it are barely literate.
Not everything can be protected by the Constitution. Humans indulging in the crummiest aspects of our nature can sabotage society in a way a veto couldn’t stop. There are no checks or balances on what adult infants find worthy of bitching. Recent generations who’ve been handed what others sweat to bring to fruition don’t stop to think about why they can float. A lack of innate shallow qualities leads to developing character. Liberals try to impoverish America so we fondly recall every blessing we never embraced. And you say they don’t love the country.