The Party’s Over
The Walking Dead fans complain the show’s great except for the parts where they yap while standing there. It’s less frustrating after realizing static lousiness is part of the show. As for other depressingly droning plots, take the horrid policies associated with Republicans despite their purported dedication to liberty. The deviation is especially evident with longtime Democrat Donald Trump displaying the consistency of roulette wheels that used to spin in his now-shuttered casinos.
How are we supposed to be stereotypical cruel tycoons if we’re punished for commerce? Good luck getting rich when federal policy demands purchasing from fellow citizens, who apparently need special protection. Moaning how the Party of Quayle never actually limits government is futile enough to be quaint. Exceptions become rules if they’re popular enough, or at least stupidly stubborn.
Why are you disloyal to America? Buying items made in other countries makes the Statue of Liberty cry, Ivan. Tariffs are for your own good to prevent pecuniary treason. The fine for choosing to shop from a nice catalog mailed to you from abroad is punishment for buying what you’d like from where and who you’d like.
Your vote demonstrates which execrable infiltrations into your life you prefer. You get a whole range of two. Both are stupid enough that they couldn’t get into that online college with the commercials that gives you a tablet with your check.
Tariffs are the cool new tax. The notion that costs aren’t passed along to consumers is as foolish as thinking Washington is capable of providing sweet insurance through efficient capital management. Are you still enjoying Obamacare? Perhaps it’s a different style of mandatory monopoly that inspires you to vote. Everyone’s now a sucker for getting bossed around while being charged an hourly rate. The acrimonious debate is about just what kind of exhausting oppression we prefer. It depends on which messianic executive you like.
Believing a trade war can be won is like thinking Michelle Wolf is going to be funny. Tariffs are to life as LeBron James is to Cleveland loyalty. Inflicting them is silliest liberal policy of intervention to control consumers. Now, it’s a Republican mainstay. Casual voters think punishing sneaky foreigners for wanting to sell us junk embodies laissez-faire economics. Thank a president trying to mimic the trappings of wealth in 1987.
Trump believes in open commerce aside from the open and commerce parts. The Republican precedent for messing with trade is lamentably as ingrained as their unwillingness to strangle government. Making customers pay to protect America against competition is a tradition that dates back to Herbert Hoover, the emblematic Republican doofus. It’s hard to claim onerous levies not intrinsic to the faction when they date back to when complex cocktails weren’t just a hipster affectation.
Words don’t mean anything, you stupid jerk. See? That wasn’t insulting. It’s like how “bad” is “good,” at least according to several 1980s rap songs. Treating Republican as a synonym for conservative is as straightforward as it is incorrect. We get the crummy results along with the wrong policies demonized, which is why present life feels like the best of both worlds.
It’s not that contemporary politics are renowned for subtlety. But getting it wrong is the new standard. An economic meltdown prompted by mandating houses be sold to buyers who couldn’t afford them was a failure of free markets, according to the same political junkies who feel limiting trade is part of limited government.
Missing George W. Bush is popular thanks to contrast. Nostalgia for a family pushed into retirement should not take the form of liberals pretending they miss the guy they charmingly referred to as Hitler McChimpy. Instead, fondly remembering the president and president’s son revolves around how he was marginally more dedicated to leaving us alone. Sure, that doesn’t count rampant spending and pointless trade wars. Some things are sadly routine.
I’m torn. It’s important to realize that dull predictability by party has a point. Yet doing the same stupid things over time shouldn’t bring comfort. How about broad principles applied to specific issues based on observed results? Or, decide what to think based on what’s chafing Brian Kilmeade’s chalupa that morning. The president’s only steadfast beliefs have been a commitment to black glass, plastic chassis, and condemning other nations for selling things to us. The wild card isn’t always exciting to play.
Politics are simple, although not in the sense commonly understood. Decide who you want bossing you around. The public traditionally thinks Democrats are for increased federal tinkering while Republicans oppose. The standards are half-right. They’re isn’t a party in government for limiting it if that knowledge makes life easier. The only upside to nonstop meddling is how liberals now condemn their own beliefs. Seeing who hates financial interdiction is the only benefit of a rather large involuntary expense.