Anti-Socialism
Whining is enabled by prosperity. Americans have every advantage in the world, which leads to hating everything. Take how those who’ve spent four minutes paying attention to patterns have to explain why freaking socialism doesn’t work, which is a sign things are going well
While giving remedial lessons on how history and humanity have unfolded is amusing in its way, fans of being left alone could use a break from explaining why everything Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez holds would reverse what we have. If she gets her twisted way, we’ll have as much free time as she dreams.
Modern life features people so thankful that they think the wrong side won the Cold War. Just kidding: neo-Marxists don’t know what the Cold War is. They would need continual reminders of the direction of Berlin Wall-hoppers if they did, so break lessons into tweet-sized bites.
Who could deny that government has schemed prosperity into existence? Except every time? Confident socialists think they just unearthed evidence that ice cream is healthy. Telling the world it tastes good is part of the process of discovery. They want to make citizens eat it by law, the difference being there are no decadent treats in people’s republics. Central organizing is the most effective weight loss plan. Enjoy your ice chips.
Claiming to help others is just one of the ways socialists make sure you know who deserves credit. Sure, it’s not by employing their fellow humans or letting them figure out how to use ingenuity in order to thrive. But the concern is deep. If your life is based in hypotheticals, you’ve already helped your brothers and sisters just by believing you’re doing so.
Still, punishing those who succeed isn’t as useful as you’d think. Wondering where the jobs went is a practical concern not felt by those obsessed with the theoretical. It’s hard to pay employees when so much is confiscated. Man, why is there so little investment? We better raise taxes to compensate. Government helps its victims. Well, not really, but they try really hard, and intentions are what compassion means.
As how the definition of statism is as variable as Donald Trump’s spelling, we must be precise about what kind of delusion we mean. It’s important to determine whether those who want communal ownership of companies are as dang foolish as those who conflate utter control with any governmental action. You’re against socialism? So you don’t want roads? And you’d call the fire department if your residence burned, you silly hypocrite.
Both sides are guilty of acting like any cabinet agency’s existence turns America into Cambodia. I guess we could ease off a bit. Besides, hyperbole is unnecessary when even mild liberalism has horrid results. No, public schools aren’t the equivalent of socialism, although they are hellholes where whippersnappers learn that everything that fails actually leads to peaceful happiness. Naturally, an example of shoddy public service portrays same as swell.
A couple blasted minutes reviewing commonplace horrors caused by surrendering autonomy would serve as actual history. Instead, teachers who bitch about never siphoning enough taxpayer cash invent new definitions of words. Distorting whatever actually happened is normal for lunatics who think only Washington can help people and nobody can see a doctor without a congressman’s permission.
It must be fun to not know anything about how the world functions. Each day is a chance to learn new things. A world filled with discovery would be more entertaining were the subjects able to retain information. The novelty wears off even if we’re only teasing.
As it stands, we have to have to explain how human nature works on a schedule. Talking to pinkos like they’re puppies learning to not climb on the couch seems condescending. But they’re the ones explaining how the government, the goddamn government, will spur human evolution.
The next step for our species will spur us into eternal bliss only if we’re selfless enough to let it happen. It works in our place, as we’ll be free to loaf thanks to subsidies of billionaires we hate more than Hitler if he misgendered Caitlyn Jenner.
It’s time to selflessly hand over what you make to help everyone else. Massive taxes are for everyone making more than you. They’re the greedy ones hoping to keep what they’ve been paid. Copying East Germany shows everyone but you hates to share.
The sort of people who think society will thrive after removing the incentive to please other parties are the worst ones to entrust with our decisions. They can’t do anything useful with their own lives. But that’s only because they’re so focused on developing dreams to make life beautiful. What factors would they not account for with their deep knowledge of life?
People so unskilled that they had to get federal work think they know best. The best argument against socialism is socialists.