Your favorite band was so cool until people liked it. Now, the combo is just a lame sellout who dares make a living. Only respect those who have the integrity to not be good enough to do so full-time. Your ears will thank you.
Donald Trump is not an establishment guy, as he refuses to join any club that won’t have him as a member. Like everything else, it’s true regardless of what he thinks. That word is what we call people who know what they’re doing. What he has established is that he has neither the expertise nor nerve to diffuse the time bomb. He’s assured us nobody else can prevent explosions. Why clip wires when a hammer will teach the ticking box who’s boss?
This self-purportedly bold man could’ve headed to Washington in order to shrink it. Trump possessed a chance to look even bigger than see sees himself, if that’s possible. But that would’ve taken awareness that being president is hard. Even a thorough outsider should’ve been aware of the issues plaguing the inside. To be fair, we’ve known fighting back an unbearably massive government was necessary for almost a century, so it’s pretty novel.
The purported bold guy doesn’t know how to sweet-talk voters. We avoided such slick political seduction in favor of a gentleman who makes use out of every insult he knows. A bit of skill at finagling would help make deals. The guy who claims he’s the best at them should realize what a bit of diplomacy could do. It would also make other countries not want to wage war with us.
The Trump presidency isn’t still just weird to type. The surrealist specialty features all the downsides of amateur hour while disappointing us at a professional rate. We’re trusting someone who made a virtue out of ignorance in charge. It’s supposed to feel refreshing.
This flight goes somewhere dull. The whole alleged purpose for taking the Trump Shuttle was because the pilot was unafraid to confront bullies. Instead, he’s begging for a wedgie in the hopes his groveling keeps it from going atomic.
The incumbent is revolutionary in that he’s blatant about lying to maintain his precious status. Trump is not a traditional politician, as he worries about what will cost him votes. Wait. He could’ve pretended he got everything done in the first term and gotten to finish up early.
This purported firebrand claimed he was fearless because he’s an amazing person in general and specifically not beholden to any party or special interest. Instead, he’s obsessed enough with being liked that his constituency ended up being everyone. It’s especially tricky for someone so good at making so many people angry.
I’m sorry to make present circumstances even more dreadful by pointing out we could have had an actual conservative Republican in charge. Bracing for what’s going to be tweeted today is strenuous enough on muscles. Imagine how sore we’ll feel upon realizing there’s no hope that the one party pretending to care about liberty will fight off Washington for you.
I remember hoping to elect someone who believed government should be small enough to lose in the junk drawer. Instead, it’ll continue to grow at a rate where it won’t be contained by our dwellings. Outlasting Hillary wasn’t worth it, especially when someone with manners might have attracted enough votes for a majority.
If you’re already tired of the rudeness, don’t even think about, say, Scott Walker getting reelected after cutting spending. In ancient times, there was a commonsense belief that Americans are better with the money they earn than the useless politicians who confiscate it. Modern leader Trump is too craven to upset the setup, but at least he’s made the accompanying lecture more obnoxious.
We needed someone who refreshingly stormed in from the outside to preserve every soul-crushing handout. But the Swearing Clown Show was entertaining to enough voters.
America could’ve used someone who has no idea what he’s doing. That’ll confuse Washington so much that our ruling city will forget to dominate. Incompetence can only slow a determined man so much. With debt looming like a horror villain, Trump doesn’t know why entitlements are both practically and morally bankrupting. But at least he’s afraid to learn.
The courageous invader won’t disturb the precarious arrangement. Instead, he’s merely disturbed. There was every chance to reverse course considering who confidently steered us over the falls. Barack Obama’s only purpose was screwing up so badly that reversing his legacy would be desirable. But this pillager makes sure he leaves everything in its place.
Shredding the currency you sweated away to earn at the same horrifying rate doesn’t sound like a drastic change. Spending’s occurring at the same frightening rate. You’ll never guess who’s just another scummy politician.