Being Humans
People should be too busy stealing everything that’s not chained down to get anything else done. How have these coffee mugs not been removed? Maybe we’re more decent than the news sites claim. I mean, there are all these firearms lying around and we somehow remain not murdered.
Those who presume the worst don’t get humanity as a matter of ideology. Supporters of vigorous government think everyone else is rotten. Looking down on everyone a level of cynicism that even I can’t fathom, and I’m a professional. I would be more impressed if they weren’t so grabby.
Business owners rip off those that hand over or receive cash using magic spells not available to liberals. The ensuing resentment explains their contempt for capitalism.
Everyone is underpaid, according to everyone, as true value cannot be measured financially and certainly not by the puny paycheck received. But there’s nobody else to blame if you think the decimal point is too far left. The mutual exchange between both employees and buyers means the cash involved can’t only be agreeable to one side. Responsibility is the downside of interaction.
The foremost apparent instinct is to screw over anyone upon being presented with the opportunity. Your wallet disappeared into a black hole, and you can only hope those who have it in the other dimension mail it back with the cash gone.
There’s no greater mystery than why anyone puts money in the Salvation Army kettle. Where are the guns forcing contributors? The special personal cannons only the government is allowed to touch? Oh so compassionate liberals believe they’re deeply into helping each other, which is why they have to do it by law. There’s no institution better equipped to serve struggling humankind than the one that struggles to get buses to arrive on time.
Charity is the crazy notion that it’s possible to be decent without being taxed for the privilege. Rumors of assistance without coercion have plagued those trying to organize society into a collective. But it’s so expensive to hit a donate button. Instead, just let our sweet and kind government click for you, as that money is free.
You’re certainly not going to lose any of your own currency from billing the collective. Note which particularly selfless folks can’t imagine voluntary assistance to envision a particularly sunny disposition.
The desire for gun control reflects a lack of self-control. Anyone blaming an item for what a person decides to do with it thinks everyone else seethes with rage.
It’s normal to be wary of anyone who seems so furious they will grab the nearest implement to teach a bloody lesson to those who dare vote differently. You’ve got some nerve pointing out global temperatures haven’t risen. That evidence might deter some skeptics from believing in science.
The lack of understanding from our self-proclaimed open-minded pals comes from only hanging out with each other. Sure, nobody who thinks otherwise could stand them. But a few outside encounters could alter their insulated perspectives. The problem is our intrepid friends would have to travel past the Hudson to meet a firearms owner. Has that dragon-infested area even been mapped?
I’m not sure learning how the things they want to ban work is worth encountering a Red State voter. Sure, someone who hates gays so much that they’ll eat Chick-fil-A could explain how many shooties come out with each trigger pull. It’s just not worth the risk of talking to a bloodthirsty demon in human form who is seeking for the next being with a soul to fill with lead.
Why engage with those who vote differently and therefore favor evil? Those icky simpletons obviously hate minorities and gays so much that there’s no reason to actually talk to them and see what they like. Their vile habit of voting Republican means they’re out to destroy anyone different, not that they prefer a little less debt.
Only condescend to those who aren’t as brilliant as you, which is everyone, you smart cookie. Liberals know their plans will function so perfectly that they don’t need to try them in reality.
Maybe a bit more life experience would teach them how tricky it is to steer a company. It could also show them how people aren’t generally raging selfish lunatics. On the other hand, severe contempt makes one feel so superior. That’s why they never think of allowing anything to be done without force.
Projection is the core psychological issue afflicting angry pinkos. They think everyone else is as demented as they are, which would naturally mean we need strict controls on humanity. It’s too bad we can’t be as good as those who are better than us, as they wouldn’t need to run our lives. Mandatory insurance is just about to improve our health.