oppression

Liberally Wrong About Israel

Posted on by Anthony Bialy

Israel has some nerve surviving.  It’s like they’re trying to encourage anti-Semitism.  The country that keeps fighting just because others keep punching also embarrasses its critics.  Scolding about hunting terrorists embodies how the left sees everything.  Honorary North Koreans get war sides wrong like it’s the economy.  The next round of printing cash will be the one that lets us buy what we want.

Figuring oppression is innate leads to reflexively seeing who’s its victim.  The only way to exacerbate warped claptrap about incessant mistreatment is to identify the alleged oppressor incorrectly.  Of course, atrocity’s enablers do that.  One side targeted the other, which is inconvenient for foes of coherent timelines who think corporations discovered greed after Joe Biden’s inauguration.

Ask who Hamas admirers think were World War II’s bad guys to at least get some giggles out of their shame.  Uncannily siding against one particular faith also involves thinking loser countries have gotten robbed.  The Third World party isn’t having much fun.

The team with less surely must be exploited.  A faction that’s unable to devise anything surely couldn’t be resentful against one that can: in fact, we’re told they’re just trying to get their stuff back.  The alternative is that hard work and creativity lead to success, and we can’t let conservatives start to think they’re right.

Believing there’s a finite amount of wealth is the standard belief of the useless.  Forget trying to actualize any: those who mooch off the productive can’t even conceive of contributing.  Personal desires motivate the philosophy of the ironically selfish as they condemn the greed of those who desire to keep what they earn.

There sure is a lack of empathy amongst those who claim to care about everyone else.  Retailers offering value resemble Israel building an outlet out of sand, and such entrepreneurship spurs resentment in social justice studies majors.

Identifying who’s victimized is a challenge invented by those who don’t like anything easy.  Israel is a shark tank surrounded by a sea of predators.  Pretending it’s the neighborhood’s aggressor is a common hobby for those who coincidentally also damn cops instead of criminals.  America’s vanishing property spike resulted from Democrats getting everything they want.

The keffiyeh crew announcing which place they prefer enhances their emblematic cognitive dissonance.  Offer the chance to live anywhere in the Middle East including Gaza for the real chance to live with allies in earthly paradise.  A relocation to somewhere more diverse is not just an opportunity to flee racist police state America but a chance to put values into practice.  Funding moving expenses would be a great grant program for a civically-minded wealthy free market fan.  As for the beneficiaries, they should scout locations for a pride parade.

Creating a comfortable country out of nothing is a testament to ingenuity.  Those who think government is the source of productivity are outraged.  Liberty’s opponents get to loaf because of it.  Uncannily, they universally think Israel’s thriving must be either a matter of random luck or predatory plundering.

Israel is not good at colonialism.  They occupy land that was theirs since the dawn of recorded history that nobody else wanted.  Demanding their share of something that belongs to someone else is how Israel’s enemies inspire affinity in Western leftists.

The joke about God’s chosen people living in the one Middle Eastern place with no oil is funniest because they didn’t let it bother them.  Sighing about what’s unfair before working to withstanding it offers a crucial life lesson about what to do with what we’re handed.  Israel possesses something way more valuable than fuel.

The gift of developing character by working hard isn’t the most fun one to receive, but it’s rather useful in this rather imperfect world.  As a result of overcoming not being handed a cushy life, Israelis established the one country you’d want to live in if you were in the vicinity.  Their concocted pleasantness is exponentially cozier than living on the quad with student commies.  Only one of the two groups can obtain their own groceries.

Israel defends itself after manufacturing prosperity.  Of course they’re despised by the left.  Responding righteously to an assault seems a little too close to exercising Second Amendment rights.  A concealed carry country shows why the virtuous deserve to arm themselves.

Screwing up identifying aspects of reality is the pinko brand.  Outrage is reserved for daring to suggest punishment for illegal immigrants who tally second crimes.  As for citizens, they particularly adore those who have turned to shoplifting as a career.  Looking at the global scale involves presuming terrorists have legitimate beefs.

Bad guys have regrettably good friends.  Woke lunatics express sympathy for the turnstile-hopper instead of the commuter who occasionally foregoes lunch to afford a ride.  The concert slaughterer motivated by having land that was never theirs and nobody wanted stolen will always find backing from the 2020s’ purveyors of radical chic.

The only crimes indolent adversaries of society care about are imaginary ones.  Justice’s warpers maintain a grievance toward Israel like it’s a supermarket that uses plastic bags.  New York City is once again renowned for muggings, but at least villainous pizzaioli can’t cook with coal.

Political junkies who got every policy they want fume at how lousy conditions have become.  Avoiding troublesome notions about consequences is common amongst those who put sanctimoniousness in place of sense.  Zealots who conclude their cause is righteous will do everything possible to demonize heathens.  If they’re fighting for the survival of millions, then anyone opposed must be diabolical anti-social justice goons.  Acting obnoxiously is part of the commitment to preening.

Israel made it when nothing in the natural realm went its way.  I wonder if there’s a term for that.  Persevering when everything tells you to quit shows character at its best, unlike what its frothing critics flaunt.

If class warfare warriors really believed in conquering persecution, they’d be praising Israel nonstop.  Instead, the Hamas Campus Camping Club decided the side fighting back against human demons who massacred music festival attendees is the one perpetrating genocide.  

Doing the right thing when it’s unpopular is decried by fans of the trendy.  Declare pronouns along with contempt for the one country that happens to be Jewish.  Uproar over preserving their existence could be based in more than anti-Semitism just because the shriekers hate everything connected to that particular religion, including those humans and nation that practice it.

The republic that wouldn’t take its beating like a bitch will never be forgiven for it.  Using weapons just makes the mean war even more repressive.  Seeking out grievances while impugning the one place with genuine ones is how leftists stay consistent.

A Sporting Lecture

Posted on by Anthony Bialy

Sports are dumb. They’re just sweaty musclebound brutes chasing some object. Wait: I like sports. Go sports! I think I’ll watch others toil physically toward a goal all involved have deemed important, especially since we’ve been deprived of them for so long when we could’ve most used a distraction.

But the return to play has been exchanged. You simply can’t have fun. This is a serious time when everything has to be bad. There can be nothing frivolous like games, announce game players. Oppression is as common as rooting for the Patriots to finally crumble. And police are too busy murdering black men to enforce laws. Dystopian hellishness prevents knockout tournaments when people really wanted them.

Unity through monitored competition would’ve been nice after the zombie plague. Instead, pro athletes called out sick when society is finally getting well because police shot a man with a knife who initiated a domestic dispute. Postponing sports the moment where they’ve never been more welcome is a missed opportunity worse than Star Wars prequels.

Most people aren’t progressive enough to skip work because there are things going wrong in this rather imperfect realm of existence. Tell your boss you’re taking the day off because injustice exists, and you’l likely be told you can spend all your time fretting how someone somewhere is repressed. You just won’t be compensated for doing so.

Sports boycotts gave us free time to think why they’re misguided. That didn’t really work out for participants. A few horrid instances mean America is rotten, claim those fighting prejudice. Individual incidents don’t mean everyone else sucks even if they occurred as framed, which they often do not. Claiming individual confrontations with cops represent law enforcement or the country as a whole is itself a stereotype. Don’t smirk at the irony, hater. You’d think people who compete for a living would know how statistics work.

Half a year of quasi-vacation should have provided moments for self-reflection. Unfortunately, social justice lunatics just used ample alone time to indulge in their more rabid notions. Maybe 2020 America isn’t the bigoted hellhole it’s been portrayed to be. Of course, thinking so is racist.

Woke Twitter owns franchises. Complying with demands to pimp liberal policies is how billionaires share the wealth. Rather zealous social media users with bio pronouns are upset teams didn’t lecture hard enough. Normal people with careers and loving families were foolish enough to follow Twitter accounts of beloved clubs for score updates and not so they can be told how people should be treated equally. Those whose favorite sport is sanctimony seem like the types who really appreciate troglodytic tackling and checking. I’m sure professional agitators spend fortunes on jerseys and season tickets.

It’s undoubtedly wise and decent to let LeBron James serve as your professor and conscience. Millionaire basket-makers can’t let you just watch them work. Athletes who explain why the country that provided them with incredible opportunities deprives people of basic opportunities seem like geniuses who very much would’ve attended college if athletic scholarships didn’t exist.

You don’t need a degree to know what an insulting gesture kneeling for the anthem is. The thorough slight applies to any country, particularly the awesome one where the nonstop moaners live and thrive. Petulant dolts refuse to work in order to tell you why you should loathe it here.

If game-playing barons believe their home country has problems, they should check out the other ones. Of course, they’ll do so from afar, as having to get a new passport would cut into valuable wokeness time. They totally don’t reject the USA in its entirety, which is why they display their outrage during its anthem. Kneeling fist-raisers can claim their self-aggrandizing displays are only meant to hurt the feelings of bad cops, not to insult the nation outright. The Cleveland Browns can also claim to be Super Bowl favorites.

Ticking off people who think sports are for sports is bound to be good for ratings. Potential customers are already accustomed to life without viewing ball pursuit. Quarantine habits can come right back.

Pausing games for harangues will lead to leagues discovering they’re not indispensable. There’s a missed opportunity to show commercials in between plays to desperate fans. We missed the events to the point we’re willing to watch teams we don’t care about. I’m a Sabres and Knicks fan, so I obviously don’t have teams to back. But leagues would rather inform me why equality is good than let me tune into random matchups. I guess I’ll check what outside is like.

The best way to show tolerance is by playing. Sports are a pure meritocracy where performance rules. Ethnicity is irrelevant. Any team that excluded potential employees bashed on complexion would be punishing themselves. Athletic bouts show humans at their best. And you thought you were just putting off mowing the lawn by watching the late game.

But refusals to compete took away the best method athletes have for displaying human value in action. They think not doing their tasks will teach us. Most won’t become coaches with such poor strategizing.

Idling is punishment for fans with the nerve to want enjoyment, especially after a rough shift. You don’t even think America is the Fourth Reich. There will be no tipoff until you accept your reeducation. Obey with everything someone else thinks for tolerance. Owning a player’s jersey means he gets to tell you how to think. Hearing what opinions to have applies whether they’re teaching that racism is bad, which isn’t quite controversial, or that cops are bloodthirsty Klansmen with badges, which seems a bit excessive.

You can’t decline. Wait: where are you walking? Away? Leagues have competition within them, not from the outside. The only way to beat each sport’s de facto monopoly is by not participating.  Commissioners wish they could make that zone illegal.

There are other ways to entertain ourselves if sporty entertainers decide they’re above it. We withstood the seclusion by finding new ways to amuse ourselves. Spending money on different types of merriment shows the market is functioning.  Ticked fans won’t pay to be told why they’re sustaining bigotry in between contests. I told you sports offer life lessons.